Twitter Table. Twable? Twible?

Posted by Rob February 25, 2010, under Tweets & Twits | 1 Comment

In his latest blog post, 6000 summed up Twitter in its entirety

and got me thinking.

So, with much thanks to @6000 (and the fervent hope that he doesn't hate me for it), I've taken the liberty of arranging this simple table so that anyone can see what I'm doing, where I am and what my current nutritional status is at any time - without the tedious need for me to bloody tweet about it.

Thanks 6000, if we're lucky this'll cut down on 90% of my (and other tweets).

Time slot	Status
06:00-07:00	Woken up, going to work. Aargh, tired. No breakfast.
07:00-08:00	The weather here is wonderful/awful (delete as needed). Teaching kids is fun/boring/castration-worthy/laudable (delete as needed)
08:00-09:00	Had no traffic to work as drive 1km. Also, East London has no cars.
09:00-11:00	Already well on the way to day end thank goodness. Have slaughtered/praised/taught children (delete as needed)
11:00-12:00	Will this day ever end? Yes – probably.
12:00-14:00	Freedom! Kids are gone and now I can do some real work. Hungry.
14:00-15:00	Holding down the fort with kids clamouring for help printing/setting fire to each other/putting out fire/finding porn.
15:00-16:00	Going home. Don’t care about the thunderstorms in Jo’burg/the mountain/your dealer’s new crack (delete as needed)
16:00-17:00	Having lunch. Bit late but better than nothing.
17:00-18:00	Still no rush hour traffic. Wonder where it’s gone?
18:00-20:00	Fek. Must think of supper. Bread or a convoluted cooked dish? Bread.
20:00-24:00	Watching things. Usually an irritating imported American prime-time show.
24:00-06:00	Awake/Asleep working/reading/sleeping (delete as needed)