Rob's Rambling

Twitter Table. Twable? Twible?

Posted by Rob February 25, 2010, under Tweets & Twits | 1 Comment

In his latest blog post,  6000 summed up Twitter in its entirety

and got me thinking.

So, with much thanks to @6000 (and the fervent hope that he doesn't hate me for it), I've taken the liberty of arranging this simple table so that anyone can see what I'm doing, where I am and what my current nutritional status is at any time - without the tedious need for me to bloody tweet about it.

Thanks 6000, if we're lucky this'll cut down on 90% of my (and other tweets).

Time slot

Status

06:00-07:00

Woken up, going to work. Aargh, tired. No breakfast.

07:00-08:00

  • The weather here is wonderful/awful (delete as needed).
  • Teaching kids is fun/boring/castration-worthy/laudable (delete as needed)

08:00-09:00

Had no traffic to work as drive 1km. Also, East London has no cars.

09:00-11:00

  • Already well on the way to day end thank goodness.
  • Have slaughtered/praised/taught children (delete as needed)

11:00-12:00

Will this day ever end? Yes – probably.

12:00-14:00

  • Freedom! Kids are gone and now I can do some real work.
  • Hungry.

14:00-15:00

Holding down the fort with kids clamouring for help printing/setting fire to each other/putting out fire/finding porn.

15:00-16:00

Going home. Don’t care about the thunderstorms in Jo’burg/the mountain/your dealer’s new crack (delete as needed)

16:00-17:00

Having lunch. Bit late but better than nothing.

17:00-18:00

Still no rush hour traffic. Wonder where it’s gone?

18:00-20:00

Fek. Must think of supper. Bread or a convoluted cooked dish?

 

Bread.

20:00-24:00

Watching things. Usually an irritating imported American prime-time show.

24:00-06:00

Awake/Asleep working/reading/sleeping (delete as needed)

 

There we go. A wonderfully comprehensive and foolproof guide on my activities.

Feel free to print out a copy and keep it on your wall.

 

 

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  1. Hehe maybe you could just summarise all that in one daily tweet, "I came, I saw, I conquered".

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