I don't ordinarily post about the occult on here. In fact, I think this is my first post anywhere that has anything to do with the occult. However, it's simply too serious a topic for me to ignore.

Rihanna is an agent of evil and is intent on enslaving all humankind with her song Umbrella.

This startling revelation is brought to us by VigilantCitizen and I strongly recommend reading it.

Jay-Z even has a prophetic rap verse.

If you aren't careful they'll both drag you down to hell. Ell. Ell. eh. eh.