Will be shaving my head for Cancer on Sat. Any shave-a-thons elsewhere? Before and after pics will happen. # Have received the form of Satan from the Dept. Of ed. Curses. Six pages of stuff about ICT. # Why on earth do I always have to fight with TweetDeck? # Share and...

Ola again. # Oh save me. It's time for work. @Jhbprincess Are you on board for some work? # Fighting with PHPBB3. How much fun is that eh? I mean really, we're talking cutting edge technology here. Hard hitting IT. # Share and...

There were goat feet where our rubbish goes. #onlysa # Share and...

OK, I have a R700 adwords voucher and no way to spend it. First person saying "I" gets it. Any takers? # It always shocks me how awesome Doctor Who is. # Share and...

I love a good IRC taunting session. # Why must I do work? Is it really neccesary? # Blast and damnation. Just realised there will be heavy movement on the server tonight - seems like I won't be doing so much work after all. # Shit damn this server is fast. It actually makes me happy inside. # Sod of freakin' dog. This damned iptables shit is killing me # Right. Iptables sorted - on to...

Trying out a new church today. Always interesting. # Share and...

Hope the people (and the giant heads) on Easter Island are going to beOK. # It's braai time! # Share and...

Right. I'm going the hell to sleep. Long, crappy day. Hooray for uploading facebook photos though. # Ultimate cuteness is grades 1-3 singing I will follow him. #kids # Daaaaaw. Two girls just ran up to me, gave me a hug and thanked me for putting a PC in their class. So cute. #kids # Marvel at the madness of the world. 7 cable twists and two elastic bands for one VGA cable (lest it escape...

Morning folks. Someone want to tell me the secret of waking up and having energy? # My car is sold. Halle-freakin'-lujah. # All future queries on my position, mood or nutrition can be looked up in this handy table. http://bit.ly/cW5EPb With thanks to @6000 # Fucking shit cock what a day. I want to die now. We0. # Share and...

In his latest blog post,  6000 summed up Twitter in its entirety and got me thinking. So, with much thanks to @6000 (and the fervent hope that he doesn't hate me for it), I've taken the liberty of arranging this simple table so that anyone can see what I'm doing, where I am and what my current nutritional status is at any time - without the tedious need for me to bloody tweet about...