*sigh* Deaf people know what JZ is saying, I don't. Anyone? #stateofthenation # *hammers the subtitle button* #stateofthenation # Water is a fairly important topic – let's see what he's got up his sleeve. #stateofthenation # Half is a dreadfully large target. I wonder what he's going to do to cut water waste by that [...]

Do yourself a favour and go see Comedy Revolution. Excellent. Really # Quick! Everyone follow @manbearpanda – I predict ranty tweets (at least hope so) # I don't know whether Pornss or Failron would be worse as a surname. # There's a cat sleeping at about 45 degrees. How peculiar. # Sitting at the bank [...]

Oh joy. Sitting at the traffic dept. waiting for license. # In a box at someone else's house. Children have special hearing for kitten meows. #

There's a cat sleeping at about 45 degrees. How peculiar. # Sitting at the bank watching some child work itself into a frenzy running around. Joyous Tuesday morning. #

Do yourself a favour and go see Comedy Revolution. Excellent. Really # Quick! Everyone follow @manbearpanda – I predict ranty tweets (at least hope so) # I don't know whether Pornss or Failron would be worse as a surname. #

Tea after singing Christmas songs in church. Tea good, songs bloody awful. #

Happy damned Tuesday. # Good morning tweets. Second last day of term. Excellent. How are you all going? # Doing the Bored Husband shuffle at the shops. Hooray! At least my lady will get some jeans. # Tea after singing Christmas songs in church. Tea good, songs bloody awful. #

Doing the Bored Husband shuffle at the shops. Hooray! At least my lady will get some jeans. #

Good morning tweets. Second last day of term. Excellent. How are you all going? #

Happy damned Tuesday. #